The EU Is Scared of Humor

The EU Commission solicited a report on right-wing extremist’s humour. The writers in charge were Maik Fielitz and Reem Ahmed of the Radicalisation Awareness Network RAN. It isn’t quite clear how they define right-wing extremists, but their enumerations don’t contain Islamists who, as the left is convinced, are ‘conservatives’ that, left to their own devices, would degrade any beautiful desert to a stinking free-market economy. We are no longer looking at ‘backward-looking, stiff and formal’ neo-Nazis, they say. But if it isn’t about all these top-hat, tailcoat skinheads with baseball bats that are abundant in Europe, apparently, who are we looking at? Pepe, of course!

And we look at Saul Alinsky, a ‘civil rights activist,’ who wrote the ‘renowned’ book ‘Rules for Radicals.’ ‘Rules for Radicals’ proposes that humour can be used as a weapon. And while sneering does the trick for the left right now, Alinsky’s idea was supposedly ripped from his innocent and harmless communist intentions and misappropriated to sinister internet memes.

sources:
https://ec.europa.eu/home-affairs/sites/default/files/what-we-do/networks/radicalisation_awareness_network/ran-papers/docs/ran_ad-hoc_pap_fre_humor_20210215_en.pdf
https://www.focus.de/politik/deutschland/allensbach-umfrage-mehrheit-der-deutschen-ueberzeugt-die-meinungsfreiheit-ist-in-gefahr_id_13403028.html

Sofagate – Couch Potato Ursula von der Leyen in Turkey

When Charles Michel, the head of the European Council, and Ursula von der Leyen, the head of the European Commission, entered the press room, there was one chair for the Turkish leader and one for the European leader. And so Charles Michel sat down. After all he is the leader of the assembly of the heads of government and thus the European leader. Or is that von der Leyen? Does one know?

It’s all damn complicated. Who leads what in Europe and who is answerable to who? Desperate feminists decided that the gender decided who got the chair and that Ursula von der Leyen was outpatriarchied by Michel and Erdogan. Sure enough Erdogan could not know in advance that she would enter the room later than Michel. But he could know and did know that he could totally expose the lack of understandably defined responsibilities and accountabilities in the EU.

EU Fights “Hate Speech” With Upcoming “Digital Services Act”

The EU is working on a new ledger of legislation to combat “hate speech.” By the end of this week they are expected to present a “Digital Services Act” that is posing potential penalties for non-compliance of something between 6-10% of a company’s turnover. This should concern all of us, no matter where we live, because the clout of the EU market will shape the behaviour of Big Tech everywhere. Additionally, President of the EU Commission Ursula von der Leyen is starting a “Transatlantic AI Agreement,” hoping to reign in the dark magic of AI-driven search results and recommendation systems. Artificial Intelligence is the part of the already highly manipulated algorithms that will always remain a black box for purely technological reasons. The mere idea that there is a something that the EU cannot control is driving the Eurocrats absolutely BONKERS. Ursula von der Leyen has repeatedly stated that she wants Artificial Intelligence and the removal of black boxes from algorithms at the same time. She lacks the knowledge und the humbleness to listen to qualified people to deal with the technological issues she tries to mess with. Hoping that you spread my content as far as possible on as many platforms as possible, I will only say, and say it loud and proud, that this has nothing to do with her gender or Islam.

Ursula von der Leyen’s Extra Media Relations Person – A Corruption Allegation

The case is not new, but still current. Ursula von der Leyen created an office for her old companion Jens Flosdorff. He served under her in the German state of Lower Saxony, in the Federal Ministry of Defence and now on the EU level. The salary is great, yes, huge. But what is his position? He is the speaker who does not work with the corps of press secretary, the media-relation craftsman for the administration-media-fleece complex, the right hand of the left hand. He holds the Office of Flosdorff, l’office de Flosdorff.

Jean Quatremer, a journalist with the French magazine ‘LibĂ©ration’ tried to raise awareness for the scandal. With limited success so far.

The article by Jean Quatremer:
http://bruxelles.blogs.liberation.fr/2019/12/11/commission-von-der-leyen-le-temps-des-copains/

Ms Ladson Gets Away With It – The Ursula von der Leyen Song

lyrics:
She’s got the job she was not running for
Walking through that open door.
The EU parliament did consent,
Was as always irrelevant.

And this she doesn’t want you to know:
Ladson was her name to go.
Called herself after slave holders.

Southern princess.
Noble pride.
She felt it was alright.
A pedigry others envy.
She had it all in sight.

Instigators
Of the Civil War.
Her decision
She’s got excuses for.
She gets away with it.

A great grandma
She hardly met.
A bogus terror threat.
The communists – after her head – wanted to see her dead.

And this she doesn’t want you to know:
Consultants for jobs high and low
Paid for; on a tax-payer’s dime.

Brought in Suder
From McKinsey
Who sluiced the industry
With deals from the ministry.

Ladson padded her back.
A conscience she lacked.
She gets away with it.

Perfect strangers
Saw the intranet;
The depository;
Holes in the armory.

Bad for the defence.
Come on! Let’s dance!
She gets away with it.

And this she doesn’t want you to know.
Stabs your back.
Friend or foe.
Hunts witches for cheap power games.

Robbed the military
Of its history.
Even of Chancellor Schmidt
She got rid.
The portraits went.
The vintage banned.
She gets rid of it.

Paranoia! Nazi scare!
She just loves the flair.
The truth bogged down in the mud:
She’s just a dud.

And this my friend is not yet the end.
Ms Ladson gets away with it.
The karaoke sing along:

further reading:
[consultants affair 1][German] https://tinyurl.com/y53jvduj [English|Google translate]https://tinyurl.com/yxwy8924 [archived] https://tinyurl.com/y3cffq4d
[consultants affair 2][German] https://tinyurl.com/yxduj6h3 [English|Google translate]https://tinyurl.com/y6pcnzkg [archived]https://archive.fo/ei5mk
[consultants affair 3][German] https://tinyurl.com/y53jvduj [English|Google translate] https://tinyurl.com/yxwy8924 [archive} https://archive.fo/5vTi5
[consultants affair 4][German] https://tinyurl.com/y6nhfku9 [English|Google]https://tinyurl.com/y2ko483r [archive]https://archive.fo/xhKRZ
[admission that she was rather enrolled than actually studying at LSE| article stub because of paywall][German] https://tinyurl.com/y2m4pgpq [archived]https://archive.vn/cjMzL
[great grandma and RAF excuse][German] https://tinyurl.com/yyuhjhjh [English|Google translate]https://tinyurl.com/y2ad3n6v
[the Bundeswehr iconoclasm][German] https://tinyurl.com/yx8zstgl [English|Google translate]https://archive.fo/lToRY
[intranet access][German] https://tinyurl.com/yxw8ztan [English|Google translate]https://tinyurl.com/yy2jsszo [archive] https://archive.fo/1pqSp
[Clintoning her phone][German] https://tinyurl.com/y2hemxyx%5BEnglish|Google translate] https://tinyurl.com/y4k5kxfo [archive]https://archive.fo/r9kwk

You will find the sound file on soundcloud.com (click trailer):