Janitor Loses His Job Over His Views, AKK Becomes Defence Minister While Witchhunt Queen Heads EU Co

The Berlin labour court decided this morning that firing a janitor for his political views and connections is legal (Az. 60 Ca 455/19). His former employer Bundeswehr, the German army, has been in a witchhunt spiral since Ursula von der Leyen took office. As she is resigning today, the bigwigs have found for her succession the best man for a job, a clown, Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer, aka AKK. (If that is too difficult to say, watch the video!)